Fine Dining and Hats

ionosphere-negate:

4chanscreencaps:

awwwwwwwwww shit.  Rough translation of the headline is “Teen dies in grenade explosion in the bathroom of his house.”

Also, the timestamp is Aug 25, the story is Aug 26.

Welp. Social Darwinism at work :D.

Whups.

ionosphere-negate:

These two are literally bros from two sides of the super-hero spectrum.

It’s back.

ionosphere-negate:

kuwartzu:

far-art-fractals:

tcregan:

ancslove:

keeping-up-with-the-amis:

theconsultingdrag0n:

fresh-tendrils:

healthiie:

bhappy-bhealthy:

keep-calm-get-skinny:

NO. NO. NO. I am so tired of seeing shit like this.

Stop pushing the idea that you must be incredibly skinny/underweight to be attractive or “perfect”. All bodies are good bodies. 

These are not weights you should aim for.
They are not “perfect” nor will these weights make you perfect.
They are all UNDERWEIGHT. 

This isn’t to say girls who are naturally skinny are unhealthy or in danger if their weight is in these ranges. I am not saying that, I am only pointing out the fact that these are NOT realistic/healthy weights for the majority of us.

this should be mass reblogged and make even more notes than the original so the message is out there! IMPORTANT!

I’m trying to picture a 99lb me. I’m also picturing a dead me.

Um

So

Little math here.

I am 5’5”, and currently have 35% body fat and am 178 pounds.

If I were the “good” weight for my height as represented by this picture I would have to have 0% body fat and lose 12 pounds of muscle/bone/organs on top of that.

lol wat

I remember when I was 5’4 and weighed 115 pounds.

I was freezing all the time, even in summer. I was severely dehydrated. I didn’t feel well the majority of the time. I had horrendously bad eating habits. I scared the shit out of the people who weighed me. I didn’t look thin but I had cheekbones that resembled Peter Cushing.

I was also unhealthy a good majority of the time.

After leaving my situation and actually eating, my immune system has gone up dramatically. I can handle heavy winters. I feel fantastic.

These numbers? This shit is dangerously underweight.

Absolutely.  This is horrendously underweight, even by Hollywood’s impossibly unhealthy standards.  No one 5’0 should be under 100 pounds.  Who the hell came up with this?  

Hmm. Let’s see. 5’3” 91lbs. I was that from age 14 til age 23.

And it was because I was severely malnourished because my parents didn’t feed us. Ever. Because of them, I have body image issues and have to constantly remind myself that 5’3”-5’4” and 125 is HEALTHY AND NORMAL AND NOT FAT.

Stupid chart.

What the actual fuck. Where the fuck did this chart come from? Gross gross gross.

Storytime: I’m 5’0” (and it bothers me in an OCD way that that height’s not actually on the chart, but I digress) and my lowest adult weight was 82 lbs/37 kg. In other words, pretty much in this chart’s “perfect” range. Want to know how it happened? I was miserably sick for a month. I was sleeping 18 hours a day and had pretty much no appetite when I was awake. On the days I went to class, just walking there tired me out so much that I didn’t really glean anything from the class. I wasn’t hanging out with my friends or living my normal life at all. I went to the doctor several times, was tested for mono and anemia, but they never figured out what it was. It was horrible.

I’m a pretty “naturally scrawny” person, but even for me the “perfect” column only happens if I am really, really sick. That’s fucked up.

I had to convert the heights for this and all I can say is “fuck this shit, are you trying to *KILL* people here?? That’s a perfect weight for a person with both legs missing.” I am 180 cm (5’9) and 85 kg (190 lbs) [Granted, I am a boy, but still… That chart is outrageous].

For this chart to make sense, you have to have an absolute minimum of muscle mass, not an ounce of fat too much, pull out half of your teeth, give up parts of your lungs and digestive track, cut a nice chunk off your tongue, only drink three cups of purified water a day and dehydrate yourself by only eating salted crackers.

Sheesh…

Honestly, it all depends on your body type, bone structure, and metabolism. Some bodies look fucking sexy when a bit chunky, and likewise, some bodies look sexy when skinny.

The human brain is fucking amazing in this aspect. It can look at someone, tell their body type, and then determine if they are desirable based on that. It’s really amazing.

Oh my God, this isn’t even close to the specifications of the BMI scale and THAT’S brimmed with garbage.  Skinny?  That’s fine.  Fat?  That’s fine.  Just be healthy.

ionosphere-negate:

supaslim:

THAT IS A VERY LARGE GRUB

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godtierar:

sassy-gay-jake-english:

jimfaindel:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

notmikey:

astro-turtle:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

gamtavsexual:

He’s following you.
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Jake English.

eating all the babies

actual cannibal jake english

LIVING IN THE WOODS

JAKE ENGLISH

KILLING FOR SPORTS

JAKE ENGLISH

Beware.

bless

CRYING

perostiles:

The last book you will ever need.

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